User:Adfellin

This user has a good grasp of 1337 but prefers to contribute using proper words to bridge the gap between 1337 speakers and normal computer users.

Lipsum

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet.

...

This user would like to know oodles more languages.

Writing Systems

ipa-2
ə

This user has an intermediate understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet.

Hrkt-5
あ

This user has full understanding of the Katakana or Hiragana.

漢字

This user has already learned some of the kanji script.

Programming Languages

C-3

This user is an advanced C programmer.

cpp-2

This user is an intermediate C++ programmer.

C#

This user can program in C#.

Java-2

This user is an intermediate Java programmer.

Scripting Languages

bash

This user can program in Bash.

bat-1

This user is an occasional Batch programmer.

This user can program in JavaScript.

NWscript

This user is a NWscript programmer.

Perl

This user is just another Perl hacker.

PHP

This user is a PHP Coder.

pl

This user can code Prolog.

This user can program in Python.

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Markup Languages

This user can write Cascading Style Sheets.

<html>

This user can write HTML.

mysql

This user writes programs that access MySQL.

This user writes programs that access PostgreSQL.

re

This user writes regular expressions.

SQL

This user uses SQL queries to locate their car keys.

This user knows roughly how a template works.

W3C

This user believes in compliance with W3C standards.

W3C

This user validates the mark-up on their webpages.

XML

This user can write XML.

xhtml

This user can write XHTML.

Preferences

This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.

This user loathes, but is forced to observe, daylight saving time.

PDT

This user's time zone is PDT.

2025-04-24

This user uses ISO-8601 to express dates.

~~they~~
he or she

This user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage.

by

This user does not use the passive voice.

man-
kind

Regarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct.

who(m)

This user uses either who or whom in the object case.

~~you~~ one

This user knows that one should not use "you" in encyclopedia articles or other formal works.

which & that

This user knows how to use which and that correctly.

Latin Plurals: "Data is are..."

This user uses "data", "media", "memoranda", "criteria", and "agenda" as the plurals of "datum", "medium", "memorandum", "criterion", and "agendum".

Majority ≠ right

This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.

This user believes that fuck is the most versatile word in the English language.

. The

This user puts two spaces after a period.

. The

This user does not put two spaces after a full stop.

…

This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...

;

This user is addicted to semicolons; they use them frequently.

This user is interested in computer engineering.

This user lives in or hails
from Portand.

This user wishes their U.S. State were a Canadian province instead.

This user wants to live in Japan.

Userboxes

ubx

This user uses userboxes.

@

This user can be reached by email.

*

This user can be found on most, if not all, IM networks!

irssi

This user uses irssi for chatting on IRC.

This user has a Facebook account.

This user tracks what they listen to on Last.fm.

/.	In Soviet Russia, Slashdot has this user's account.

LJ

This user maintains a LiveJournal.

dvrk

This user contributes using a Dvorak keyboard.

This user has their display resolution set to 1024×768.

This user built their own PC.

This user still remembers these.

IP

This user's IP is ::1.

This user uses free software wherever and whenever possible.

This user once used DOS back in the day.

*nix

This user prefers a *nix operating system.

A	This user contributes using Arch Linux.

This user uses OpenOffice.org rather than Microsoft Office.

id2

This user contributes using Vim.

$EDITOR

This user contributes using $EDITOR.

Schooling

PSU

This user attends or attended Portland State University.

This user is a college student.

This user is an undergraduate student majoring in Computer Science and minoring in Mathematics.

This user is an undergraduate student majoring in Japanese and minoring in Spanish.

This user was an Exchange Student to Japan for 5 weeks.

AP

This user has obtained a 3 on the Advanced Placement Calculus BC examination.

AP

This user has obtained a 4 on the Advanced Placement Calculus AB subsection examination.

AP

This user has obtained a 3+ on the Advanced Placement Chemistry examination.

AP

This user has obtained a 4 on the Advanced Placement Physics examination.

AP

This user has obtained a 3+ on the Advanced Placement Spanish examination.

†

This user survived Catholic school!